|
|
News Archive
Sovereignty of Iraq to be Turned Over to Random Man
April 21, 2004
Report: Americans feeling pinch of worldwide freedom supply shortage
March 25, 2004
Report: America hated by all people on Earth, several smart monkeys
March 25, 2004
White House staff organize surprise party for President to mark one-year anniversary of Iraq War
March 20, 2004
Bush-Orwell '04 Announces First Television Ad of the Campaign
March 7, 2004
President defends use of 9/11 imagery in ads after taking credit for letting tragedy occur
March 2, 2004
Poll Results: 98% of Americans don't care
February 1, 2004
White House: Clinton's penis leaked CIA operative's identity
September 30, 2003
White House adds Novak, Rove, CIA, DOJ to 'Do-Not-Call' bill
September 30, 2003
Poor nations eager to surrender to US for reconstruction money
September 27, 2003
President at UN: World must confront annoying telemarketing calls
September 25, 2003
California recall debate features all 135 candidates
September 19, 2003
Don't Know formally announces presidential bid, leads all Dems in polls
August 31, 2003
Bush calls in sick, tries to extend vacation at Texas ranch
August 31, 2003
Japanese teens collect, trade Democratic presidential candidates
August 23, 2003
Liberals launch traitorous parody of GWBush04.com
August 20, 2003
Patriotapalooza tour showcases Patriot Act, eroding civil rights
August 20, 2003
Bush gives nation a month off
August 20, 2003
Bush condemns blast in Iraq after learning that U.S. isn't responsible
August 19, 2003
Victory! FOX News calls 2004 presidential election for Bush
August 16, 2003
French government's continued belief in "global warming" under fire for heat wave deaths
August 16, 2003
President orders air strikes against jackass with leaf blower next door
August 12, 2003
Gore escapes from cage, gives speech at NYU
August 12, 2003
6-year-old holding George W. Bush Elite Force Aviator Doll hostage
August 8, 2003
Report: J.Lo dumps Ben for Karl Rove
August 8, 2003
President Aces Prostate Exam, Reconsiders Gay Unions
August 6, 2003
President criticizes self while emulating Howard Dean
August 4, 2003
Halliburton stormtroopers invade Iran, assume control of petroleum reserves
August 1, 2003
Cheney family offers $25-million reward for Vice-President's whereabouts
July 31, 2003
President admits he meant to attack Saudi Arabia, not Iraq
July 29, 2003
Saddam Hussein releases mix tape
July 25, 2003
US: Saddam has acquired intergalactic death ray
July 22, 2003
President Bush endorses Joe Lieberman
July 21, 2003
Doctors baffled with Cheney's oil leakage
July 17, 2003
Press corps mauls new press secretary
July 17, 2003
President privately reverses opinion on sodomy after being told what sodomy is
July 17, 2003
Limbaugh will be voice of "common asshole" on ESPN NFL show
July 17, 2003
Christian Right adopts "72 virgins in heaven" doctrine
July 16, 2003
CIA pulled from war on terror, put in charge of catering
July 15, 2003
Press secretary Fleischer's hypnosis of press corps wearing off
July 11, 2003
President thanks Africa for rap music, break-dancing
July 11, 2003
All citizens celebrate their true independence at behest of President and mass-media
July 4, 2003
President points out that Iraqi war is over, no more killing is allowed
July 3, 2003
Americans prepare to stop caring about politics as NFL season gears up
July 2, 2003
Ann Coulter suspended for racist comments in Treason book
July 2, 2003
President Bush has picture taken with group of Negroes
July 2, 2003
President dares Iraqi militants to attack U.S. troops
July 2, 2003
White House officials still deciding how to tell President of Thurmond's passing
July 1, 2003
On the Road: President in Florida to meet with loyal Buchanan supporters
June 30, 2003
President to wear flight suit at all public functions
June 19, 2003
NewsMax to sell dead Iraqis as souvenirs
June 10, 2003
White House finds economist who believes tax cut will improve economy
May 30, 2003
White House spokesman resigning, Execution planned for July
May 27, 2003
Bush team to seek reversal of American Idol vote at Supreme Court
May 26, 2003
Bush begins re-selection bid, Supporters plan to raise $202 gazillion
May 25, 2003
Bush: Homeland Security Department has Texas terrorist legislators surrounded
May 24, 2003
Bush: Attackers to suffer same fate as Bin Laden, Hussein
May 23, 2003
President destroys Syria during change in flight plan
May 22, 2003
9-11 anniversary to be moved back to coincide with Republican Convention
May 21, 2003
Top of page
|
|
|
|
