Washington — White House officials said today that authority in Iraq will be handed over on June 30 to “some guy” who has been chosen randomly by the President.
Officials at the International Freedom Monitoring Center released a distressing report today outlining their dire predictions for the future of worldwide freedom supply shortages which could affect Americans for years.
A new survey conducted by the nonpartisan Pew Research Center show anti-American views are held by everyone outside America in addition to a growing consensus of intelligent primates. One year after the invasion of Iraq all people around the world oppose President Bush, and look unfavorably at U.S. motives in the region.
